Dan

Dan is the total shit monkey man like he is a motherfucker. He is like the most important member of CCR i mean CCM (im the most important member of CCR too) and he is total santa. He santas up in this bitch all the time and toys the fuck out. Sometimes he is a zombie but sometimes he is not but he is like always santa mofotherker. He is the designated sax player of the Crazy Crazy Magicians and also plays the cowbell at the same time. Clint Eastwood, Reagraham Lincool, Indiana Jones, John Rambo, Santa, King Leonidas, Ash (From Pokemon and Evil Dead), and both Starsky and Hutch were his pseudonyms. He is the cool man and has a cool man sense of humor. He is the mascot of CCM.